Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dull, and the decor is outdated and uninviting. The seating arrangements are uncomfortable, and the lighting is dim, making it unwelcoming.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is unremarkable, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be bland and uninspired, and the portions were small for the price. The burger was flavorless, the fries were undercooked, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed unengaged in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is limited, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any here flair, and the beer selection was disappointing. The bartenders seemed untrained and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a dreary solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and singing with no passion. The piercing volume of the music forced everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was unengaged, just doing the bare minimum. The displeased audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably disappointing. The unwelcoming atmosphere, inferior food, inferior drinks, and negligent service were all unsatisfactory, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. There are much better options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better return on investment. I here was profoundly dissatisfied and will not be returning at all costs.